Princess Ditto

Princess Ditto

Friday, January 30, 2009

Hello, My name is Buddha's Mom and I am a bad blogger

Where in the heck do the days go?
OK, I have apologized...now I have a funny story that happened today.
My Dish Network went out again 3 days ago. Yes, I have been without TV for 3 days...it's un-heard of around here.
Anyway the guy shows up this morning and he's in his early 20's. He sounds like he's from Russia or somewhere there abouts and he can't speak very good English yet. He's a little on the adorable side too...should that matter? No, not unless your a mean ole SAHM like me.
So Russian dude comes in and takes his boots off at the door... (I think I love him!) and says "What seems to be you problem with you TV?
Me... "I don't have TV".
Russian dude... "Where is your dish Ma'am?"
Me..."Up on the left side of the house..over there...you can get to it by going through my
bedroom window."
Russian dude...(all squirmy and terrified looking) uhm...ok...uhmm, OK Ma'am I will go to your bedroom." He was terrified!
Me..."Would you like some coffee or a soda?"
Russian dude..."Gulp..No thank you Ma'am."
Me..."Well, if you would rather you could use a ladder from the front porch too."
Russian dude...(very relieved) "OH! OK OK that's what I will do Ma'am!!"
Poor handsome little Russian dude thought he was going to get raped by probably another SAHM. Bwhahahahha
Sadly that's where my story ends!

12 comments:

♥georgie♥ said...

so are you sayin you kidnapped a cute lil russian dude???

Dawn said...

Hahahaa! That's hilarious!! I so want to be a stay at home mom like you!LOL!

Ronda's Rants said...

You may be a stay at home Mom but you are one busy stay at home Mom! BSAHM!!
Stop by my blog for a give-away!

Marilyn said...

I wonder if Sarah Palin could have seen the russian climb the ladder to your bedroom from her front yard....

jill jill bo bill said...

HA!!! You cougar, you! RRrrrrRRRR!

Z's Mom said...

hahahaahaha....that is hilarious!!!!

Very courteous of him to take his shoes off at the door. I'm impressed. Was this Dish Network or Directv?

I wouldn't call you a SAHM....You are a Work at Home Mom.....

Buddha is cute as ever and I see Mrs. P has spruced up your blog. I'm loving it!!!!

Z's Mom said...

Ok, Mrs. P's comment has be rolling too!!!! :)

Z's Mom said...

And I see you have Dish Network...see how quickly I read something and forget what i read? I never got my memory back from when I was pregnant. I do miss it sometimes.

preTzel said...

I think you did more than show him to your bedroom window. ;)

asthmagirl said...

Too funny! What did Bhudda think of your visitor? Cassie would have gone crazy!

DysFUNctional Mom said...

You dirty mama!

Rhonda said...

Ummm. Would I sound totally stupid if I asked what a SAHM is?? lol