Where in the heck do the days go?
OK, I have apologized...now I have a funny story that happened today.
My Dish Network went out again 3 days ago. Yes, I have been without TV for 3 days...it's un-heard of around here.
Anyway the guy shows up this morning and he's in his early 20's. He sounds like he's from Russia or somewhere there abouts and he can't speak very good English yet. He's a little on the adorable side too...should that matter? No, not unless your a mean ole SAHM like me.
So Russian dude comes in and takes his boots off at the door... (I think I love him!) and says "What seems to be you problem with you TV?
Me... "I don't have TV".
Russian dude... "Where is your dish Ma'am?"
Me..."Up on the left side of the house..over there...you can get to it by going through my
Russian dude...(all squirmy and terrified looking) uhm...ok...uhmm, OK Ma'am I will go to your bedroom." He was terrified!
Me..."Would you like some coffee or a soda?"
Russian dude..."Gulp..No thank you Ma'am."
Me..."Well, if you would rather you could use a ladder from the front porch too."
Russian dude...(very relieved) "OH! OK OK that's what I will do Ma'am!!"
Poor handsome little Russian dude thought he was going to get raped by probably another SAHM. Bwhahahahha
Sadly that's where my story ends!