Princess Ditto

Princess Ditto

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Warning...This may make you sick!

I got nothing today, it snowed AGAIN...5 inches this time. It seems to melt off in one day, but still! It snowed again!
I haven't been posting my workout times because...I haven't been working out per say. I pick up pounds of alpaca poop and ounces of Buddha poo, does that count?
I shoveled snow for an hour this morning trying to find my truck???
Anyway...
Google or Wildblue are giving me fits today so I can't play on the computer if I want to keep my sanity.
So I leave you with this really, really bad Irish Joke!

BANK ROBBERY
Excerpted from an article about a bank robbery which appeared in the Irish Times on 2 March 1999: Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, a gang of raiders' efforts at disabling the internal security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to find one or two large safes filled with cash and valuables, were surprised to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered throughout the bank. The robbers cracked the first safes combination, and inside they found only a bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank's audio-tape system, one said, "At least we'll get a bit to eat," The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but vanilla pudding. The process continued until all the safes were opened. They found not one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold. Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding. Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline read:
IRELAND'S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING.

16 comments:

Candid Carrie said...

I love your schmancy fancy signature. I can read what it says. I know who you are. I know who robbed the bank with you that day. I also know that stuff has 36 calories per teaspoon. Probably high in cholestoral, too. I should stay away from it.

Mrs Parks said...

Uggghhhhhh.......

Ronda's Rants said...

OMG....grossssssssss!!!!
You are bored to tears aren't you!

Snooty Primadona said...

OMG! I got a good laugh from that. Thank You!

Also, I received my goodie box today & I love all the face & body treats. Thank you so much! It was so nice that I feel like sending something back to you, lol. Maybe I'll find something for you while I'm here in San Antonio!

;-)

Janie at Sounding Forth said...

That's hilarious! You find the craziest stuff!

Soxy Deb said...

Thanks for the warning cause I still threw up in my mouth a little on that one. But I consider the act of throwing up in ones own mouth to be an exercise of sorts, so thank you.
Based on that info, yes! You can claim picking up dog and alpaca poo as exercise. Not to mention the shoveling of the incessant snow.
Your welcome.

asthmagirl said...

Thanks sweetie. That little story is gonna keep me up nights!

Z's Mom said...

That was gross and hilarious!!!! :)

amelia bedelia said...

eeewwww. but funny!

preTzel said...

Oh yuck! I call that Karma and I hope I never get visited by *that* Karma. GAG!

Rhonda said...

Oooh. Ooooh. That's so gross!

Rob-bear said...

Five inches of snow at this time of year? You must live in Canada.

NO, wait; if you lived n Canada you would measure the snow in centimeters. You must live near Canada.

♥georgie♥ said...

We have big huge fluffy snow flakes falling right now...I would be excited except now I feel bad that have had so much snow plus it is almost April who wants snow when the calender says the first day of spring was last week

Hugs and Hugs I have missed reading you-glad I am back

Snooty Primadona said...

Where are you??????????

Mrs Parks said...

Ummm....hello?

sanjeet said...

I also know that stuff has 36 calories per teaspoon. Probably high in cholestoral, too. I should stay away from it.
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