Princess Ditto

Princess Ditto

Monday, January 12, 2009

SWF Looking for long walks in the park and baby's

I have been online all weekend trying to find a boyfriend/husband for the girls. Can I just say this is going to be difficult. So many handsome fellas...so little money. There was one guy that was $50,000 he was pretty but not that pretty. That would be like the movie Pretty Woman. My girls aren't rich and neither is their owner. These are some of my picks. This first one Polo Fields Brix would make beautiful baby's with Rita, but they are both a few years away from the responsibility's of parent hood lol. And then there is Pro's Caliber who is awesome and quite experienced with the ladies. I really like Suri Peaks Zakar but he is going to put a dent into the pocketbook. It is so confusing when you don't know what your looking for. Hubby is going to take me to the National Western Stock show in Denver this weekend. I am going to be sitting on the judges laps asking a million questions like a curious 4 year old. Yeah... I would probably be escorted out by security.
I found a vet from a few towns over that was willing to make a house call on a Saturday. We were trying to do a pregers test on En Vogue. En Vogue is a bitch...a really mean one. There was four of us sitting/laying/pushing on her and we just barely got enough blood for the test. If she was pregnant she probably aborted. I really don't think she is pregnant but I am hoping!
Buddha tried to commit suicide yesterday...the dumb little shit ran into the alpaca pen like he knew what he was doing?? Honda Ronda reared up on her back feet and came down inches away from him. I had 37 heart attacks before I could catch him...he thought we were all playing with him. grrrr. I have to teach him to "come" bewwwwwaaahahaha.
I got another card from the crazy mother. She basically said that I can't change the past so I should grow up and act like an adult. I really would like to right something back but I will be the grown up in this sick little situation. The funny thing is on the back of the envelope it said "Good Letter", hubby and I both started laughing. There is no such thing as a good letter from her. I must be getting a handle on the situation...it bothered me for about 3 seconds and then I read the rest of my mail, while muttering something about being a crazy bitch.
Did you notice my wallpaper? I did it all by myself...yay me. It doesn't really match the rest of the blog...but I got it on there so I will now become Sybil the second.

7 comments:

asthmagirl said...

Buddha and Cassie sound so much alike! Running out in the middle of stuff to kick ass without realizing they are the size of an olive jar!

People like your mom don't give up because they aren't done spreading misery yet. Thankfully you appear to be immune to her!

Have a great day!

Ronda's Rants said...

Honda Ronda needs to be careful!
Your life sounds so busy...you don't have time for a crazy Mom!
I love the look of your new blog...I am thinking mine is too busy now!
Have a great day...I am off to bend myself into a pretzel!

Jennifer said...

Grrr--Blogger just ate my comment!

I'm glad you were able to rescue Buddha from the Alpacas! And good luck getting your dog preggo--what breed is she?

Good job on the wallpaper!!

Marilyn said...

I LOVE the wallpaper! Where did you get it?
The bling in the left column needs to be sized down a bit but I took myself off your blog before I realized it :(
If you want to change the background color there are lots of color charts to choose from

We lost a duck to a stomping donkey and have had to many close calls with the dogs.
Alpacas and donkeys don't dig dogs.

♥georgie♥ said...

look at how talented you have become...new wall paper an all!

I am happy you didnt let your moms letter 'get to you'!

Soxy Deb said...

Stupid Buddha. It's funny how the lillest of dogs think they're 10 feet tall and bullet proof. Stupid Buddha.

The blog looks mahvelous! You did good.

Dee from Downunder said...

She wrote "good letter" on the back?? so you'd go, oh great, I'll open this one!???

a $50,000 stud fee??!!! Ouch

Buddah has balls! Crazy dog.