I am html challenged

Z'S mom, Karla is trying her very best to help me become html savvy, she has her work cut out for her. I tried and tried on my laptop and nothing would happen. So I moved into the office where my hubby just had a new computer brought in for us to do his office work on. It is a massive computer with two monitors. When you are opening a zillion pages one right after another (because you want your blog to be beautiful like Karla's) it opens them on the opposite screen from the last page. You can drag the pages from screen to screen if you really want to have some fun. I'm in a hurry this morning...I don't want to have fun right now..I have stuff to do. So instead of a cool wallpaper and header I came up with black and 1 so so header. Scrap blog is fun but I need more time to figure this out. This kind of fun could do damage to a OCD person.

ANYWAY I just wanted to stop by and wish everyone a fabulous and safe New Year!

That was a pain in the backside

Yay, you followed me...yay.

That wasn't so hard now was it? hhhaahhhaha snort snort. I thought, well it won't take much to start a new blog....cough, cough. I guess it did take me an entire year to make the last blog beautiful in a messy sort of way, so this one will take 2. I kinda like it empty and clean instead of kramed full and cluttered. So I hope my unwanted followers don't follow me to this blog. I made the mistake of telling one family member about my blog and before you knew it...they all were reading it. Including my insane peice of shit mom. So here we are all new and I can talk about whomever I want. That is why we blog isn't it? To vent about our families that drive us insane. OK I need to go see if I can get some of your attention without giving up my secret identity.

Testing, testing

Is this thing on?