I received an email this morning about a lady that is going door to door in my town selling different kinds of insurance. 
It's pure bullshit, what she is doing is getting all of your personal info so she can steal your identity AND she is coming back when she thinks your gone.
Several peoples dogs have already tried to munch her, too bad they missed.
Remember I live 10 miles out of town and If you can find my house, you can steal everything in it. It's a joke of course, don't come looking for me...you will get lost.
But wouldn't that be funny if she did find me up here all alone and pissed off, cuz I have no life and all I ever do is clean, and I'm pms'ing? She might need some of that insurance she's selling. I could tuck her away somewhere and let Buddha chew on her till the po po's got here.
He he..I'll take entertainment however I can get it on this retched mountain.
Mwhuhuha