I received an email this morning about a lady that is going door to door in my town selling different kinds of insurance. 
It's pure bullshit, what she is doing is getting all of your personal info so she can steal your identity AND she is coming back when she thinks your gone.
Several peoples dogs have already tried to munch her, too bad they missed.
Remember I live 10 miles out of town and If you can find my house, you can steal everything in it. It's a joke of course, don't come looking for me...you will get lost.
But wouldn't that be funny if she did find me up here all alone and pissed off, cuz I have no life and all I ever do is clean, and I'm pms'ing? She might need some of that insurance she's selling. I could tuck her away somewhere and let Buddha chew on her till the po po's got here.
He he..I'll take entertainment however I can get it on this retched mountain.
Mwhuhuha
7 comments:
Oh Mama it is time for some chocolate!!!
Or maybe a drive somewhere!
Yikes--that's kind of scary! She's better not darken your doorstep!!
My god woman! You don't actually answer the door do you?? Please say you don't just to make me feel better.
Hee hee hee hee! Shall I give her your address? You could sic the Alpacas on her. Yeah, that's the ticket! Then you could call the FBI to come & take her worthless ass away.
People who do nothing but things like stealing identities will never really get what they deserve here on earth, but I'd damn sure like to try to give it to her, lol.
OMG, we had a man at our house the other weekend trying to sell us "cancer insurance"!! Good thing we blew him off.
Well if she turns up missing, I WILL NOT give the popo your blog info. That should give you plenty of time alone with her while they try to track you down another way.
hahaha.....I think you and I are slowing going insane. At least we're a couple of Hot Mama's!!!! HAHAHAHA
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